torchstatic

256 pts ยท March 6, 2014


That's a creative way to make a floating super-soaker lol

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Confucius says "person on web late at night get sticky fingers"

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In Soviet Russia monkey spanks you...::thick Russian accent::

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damnit Farva! What the hell!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd say that the 2018 Model of Idiot surely is more advanced than its predecessors.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

In the tub tub

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I heard "Celine Dion" as soon as the slow-mo kicked in. "I believe I can fly..."

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The first thing that went through my head was the dunt du dun da don don from The Wizard of Oz!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He looks like the guy from Up

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cthulu has his own d8!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's all weapons silly! Also for clipping, idspispopd!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bit Shift. Very entertaining when it's not your machine.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

An unfortunate impediment; often brought on by a neurological disorder referred to as "sucrose overstimulose".

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When kids with sign language are trying to overcome their stutter.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

I once got a great deal on Dualcell Batteries!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This years new bumper car with murder mittens...

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Rule Number 1 (for number 2): Cardio

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cat got your tongue?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can confirm. -Keymaster

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The CPR dummy looks like a Lego guy.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The point of church is to love, not judge! You definitely need a better church. If you guys are in DE, PM me. Got a a great one

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The resort should hire new assistants, and new assistants for the stingrays...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just keep thinking "Resident Evil"...

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Eureka!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

http://youtu.be/iyX2w0QIOWU enchanting

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seller refurbished An item that has been restored to working order by the eBay seller or a third party not approved by the manufacturer.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0