turtlehunter

1816 pts ยท August 29, 2012


That a tough break bud... pun intended

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Dirk the one true goat

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Tennessee tea it's a long island iced tea but with whiskey in stead of gin vodka and rum

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

three years later i have a slight beer beer belly so points to you

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can and otterly will be used against you in the court of law

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If you're on time you're ten minutes late

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That is very correct of you

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

In Texas minimum wage for waitress bartenders is $2.15 an hour. So technically you're right about them having to pay us minimum wage.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

No its definitely saying make fetch happen

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Slow play introduce yourself invite them too watch something that is very popular maybe when game thrones starts up then make the move

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

American who played rugby for a year we called passes that were to high hospital passes.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As an American who played rugby for a year yes. We called passes that were to high hospital passes.

12 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

As someone from East Texas it's still 85 with 85% humidity long sleeve shirt aren't even am option yet

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

In my small town we had to give a big tip just so they'd meet us half way

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Sauce doesn't grow on trees

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Things* I.e. carwashes

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes giving away thing for free and accepting donation had kept the boy scouts open for decades

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is MERICA fuck whoever trys to get this guy in trouble

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just got done watching the second one they say that banks move money. I'm guessing to fed reserve or something

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm drunk and saw someone harass you and thought id make a joke and it would get lost in the oblivion. No hard feelings

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

You sound like a guy who paid for a $1 blow job and never finished. Did you expect Ramen noodles to taste good the first time you ate them?

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

you made me laugh so you get an upvote

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Try working since you were 14, and being the captain of the varsity basketball team for two years, and working to pay to go to college.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It'll be okay bird jesus

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"before i met you i was pro life" wow I'm gonna use that

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Woke up just in time to see this happen

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

You have gotten so many worthless points off of always upvoting ass

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 6