My brain hurts

Dec 13, 2015 6:17 PM

zookeeper23

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TIL sex is an accident.

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http://imgur.com/Kg6DaDx okay OP

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"You will never actually see yourself." "You always see your nose"

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Some of these are really deep as long as you don't think about them.

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Tautology!

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Most if not all.

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Combinations =/= permutations

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Who the heck wears a hat while making out shirtless?

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Joe Cocker's Girlfriend

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Brainless models do it when the cameraman tells them to.

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The atom one isn't right. Maybe you have all new cells but you could easily have some of the same atoms.

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Actually, I have a knighthood. http://www.sealandgov.org/title-pack/knight

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#2: except for the moment i first saw you, op.

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Are you sure, judging by their username there is a chance that they're Kevin James.

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You smooth motherfucker.

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...I'm stealing this one, but only because my history of clinical death makes it more appropriate.

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this shit right here... This is getting used on someone

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Yeah, and I'll be the one using it as soon as I can.

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"Since I was an embryo, since before I was even born, my heart has not stopped beating, until I seen you, that is" - "What?" - "...what?"

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Is how I imagine it will work out me, but still

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I've been clinically dead, my girlfriend knows it, and I'm apparently good at guiding a conversation. I got this.

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#2 Haha I have a heart murmur, so my heart occasionally skips a beat. Fuck you science.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You say as you down an entire bottle of wine...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fun fact the atom one is wrong, some cells dont ever die/replaced and the atoms dont really go anywhere anyways...

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Did anyone else have a small emotional breakdown when they realized at some point their parents sat them down for the last time??

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Yes, that made me sad...

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human beings can be made without intention, but not accidentally.

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I guess it depends on when you define a human life beginning?

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Not with that attitude.

10 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

high five

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Weeeeell, accident can be defined as an "unintentional" act.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

Not always. She fell and her pants slipped. So did his, and it just slid in. Pssh... I think I can trust my best friend and my girlfriend.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is your comment ironic?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Splitting hairs with a blade that sharp runs the risk of atomic fission

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

I really like this statement.

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seriously. making a human involves exposing sperm to eggs. have sex? it's a risk. storing both in the same lab? risk of cross-contaminating

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

can't be an accident.

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Accident: an incident that happens unexpectedly and unintentionally

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The entire purpose of sex is reproduction. That is its intention.

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Wrekt

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The fact that the act of sex is using reproductive organs in an act to reproduce is not an accident. You knew what you were doing.

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You can have sex without wanting to make a baby.

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What is your point? You've already conceded it could be without intention. "Accident" can mean without intention. Case closed.

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Hypothetically speaking, what if you were not taught about reproduction growing up?

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The first humans were never taught reproduction, it just kinda...happened.

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Yah but wouldn't it qualify as an accident then.

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The act of sex is not always an act of reproduction. It can be recreational for orgasm purposes only where offspring are not intended. 1/2

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Doesn't matter, you're still using reproductive organs in a manner that result in reproduction.

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for your logic to work, it has to be true that you get pregnant EVERY time you have sex which is false

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Its an accident if the guy is using a condom and the woman is taking birth control. My friend had this happen with his gf.

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if the objective was not one of getting pregnant then it was unintentional. why is that concept fighting you?

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#19 is Finland, not Norway. Finland is the Russian neighbor that has been a colony/punching bag found between Norway and Russia

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That map is super old cos finland lost the right "arm" in winter war.

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Left arm. And Karelia is also there.

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Left as in....? You're looking at a map mate, jot an actual lady.

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I think the point of that is to find the farthest country behind Russia. And while Finland's border indeed is longer, Norway is farther away

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Both Norway and Finland share a border with Russia. The map given does not show it very well, but if you look at Google Maps it's clear.

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So it does! Should have checked google first. Thanks @ixex

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I've actually seen myself. Go angled mirrors. Also, AFAIK world record lowest temperature record isn't LHC, but some university in Finland.

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Woooo that's my uni!

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"You've never seen yourself except mirrors." "Hah, I have seen myself, because mirrors!" Um...

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Yup, Tutorp's logic was really mind-blowing there.

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No, the claim was "never seen yourself except *flipped* in mirrors". Non-reversing mirrors will let you see yourself live as others see you.

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My math professor was a few nanocentigrades from obtaining zero degrees kelvin, but then a bus rode passed the university.

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2) low a fraction of 1 Kelvin, but you will never reach absolute zero no matter what you do

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3) absolute zero is basically an asymptote. You can get arbitrarily close but never reach it

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Your math professor?

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I guess he's THAT cool

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you realize that thermodynamics dictates that zero kelvin is literally impossible to reach right? Your temperature can be arbitrarily 1)

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There are more decimal numbers between 0 and 1 (like 0.1, 0.000132, etc.) than there are whole numbers (1,2,-8, etc.)

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I don't really math, but couldn't both be infinite?

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They are both infinite. But there's different flavours of infinity! I left a comment trail "explaining" it.

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They are both infinite. One is just more infinitely large than the other.

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They're both infinite. The integers are considered a subgroup of the real numbers though. So technically yes and no.

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It goes beyond that. There aren't enough integers to pair one to every real number, whereas you can pair every rational to an integer.

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Yeah, but given an infinite amount of time, you could count all integer numbers, and, as beewhy explained in another comment, they can (1/?)

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be mapped to all fractional numbers, so that for every integer, you'll get exactly one fractional number. (2/?)

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But there are numbers that can't be written as a fraction - irrational numbers like Pi, Euler's constant, the square root of 2,... (3/?)

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As it seems that there is no way to map those irrational numbers to integer numbers, there are "more" possible numbers between 0 and 1,(4/?)

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i dont think that is true...please explain.

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Check my comment trail!

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very interesting yet something I will never understand. +1

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elvOZm0d4H0 Not sure if this has this particular proof.

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I was just thinking that their are infinity numbers between each number and there really isn't such thing as an infinity bigger than another

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Physically, yes, impossible. Conceptually and mathmatically, it is entirely possible.

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huh. how interesting. I would kill to have a cool documentary about that.

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It's not 'impossible'. Just hasn't been observed so far. Observing infinities is a bit challenging anyway.

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That said, don't worry about it too much. As far as physicists are concerned, it isn't a meaningful thing.

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depends on your flavour of physics. I'm a Mathematician, but I've consulted for Physics colleagues who do research in Quantum field theory

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For those asking, the idea of the proof is if you have two sets of things, one way to check they're the same size is to pair them off (1/?)

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(Aside: Imagine pairing guys and girls as dancing partners, if afterwards theres 3 guys without partners then there were more guys thangirls

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And if you can pair them all off without any left over in either set than you know they're the same size. When you do this with the (2/?)

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decimal numbers in between 0 and 1 and the whole numbers, you end up with a bunch of decimal numbers left over. So the decimal numbers (3/?)

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This is why I said I don't math. How can you "run out" of whole numbers? EXPLAIN THIS IN 140 CHARACTERS!

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(I just looked up a few of Cantor's theorems on wiki, and now my brain hurts.)

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are bigger. This was a really revolutionary proof, Cantor, it's creator, is quoted as saying "I see it, but I don't believe it!". (4/5)

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In fact there are many "types" of infinity. The smallest "type" being the familiar infinity of 1,2,3,... This idea of pairing let's you (5/?

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From Wikipedia: "On 15 August 2008 he was awarded a knighthood. He is the first penguin to receive such an honour in the Norwegian army."

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He lives in Edinburgh zoo, usually he comes out for the penguin parade and it's awesome

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Implying there are several penguins who have served in the Norwegian army

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Or implying that there will be others.

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There have been two.

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Several have, due to the their lifespan. Technically, Sir Olav is the name of three penguins bearing the same name.

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Instructions unclear; I've been holding my breath for almost a minute now.

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I wonder who the most famous person who ever upvoted me is?

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I'll give you one

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Wait he isn't dead!

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Shia Surprise! He isn't. In fact he's looking just over your shoulder

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Me

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Judging by your username, I'm presuming that you're Martin Freeman.

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What donts you have for Sherlock?

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The planet features all sound like death metal bands or songs.

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The number of permutations of a 52-card deck is 52!=80658175170943878571660636856403766975289505440883277824000000000000 or 8x10^67.

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This comment thread hurts my brain more than the original post did.

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What are the number of combinations though? OP used combination and not permutation and that's really bothering me.

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Yeah combination wasn't the right word. The number of combinations of 52 cards from a 52 card deck is 1. You can only pick each one once.

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That's roughly 7 orders of magnitude larger than the number of Planck times since the Big Bang. (8 x 10^60)

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By the way, Planck times are 20 orders of magnitude smaller than the smallest SI unit, yocto-. The difference in scale between Planck (>)

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times and yoctoseconds is similar to the difference in scale between one billionth of a second (1 nanosec) and 3,200 years (.1 terrasec)

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I like you.

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8.0658175170943878571660636856403766975289505440883277824×10^67

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U wot m8?!

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I am against estimates and rounding

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That's cool, precision is dope. I just like saying that, and your username is confrontational

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Oh I always forget about my username so when everyone replies "u wot" I'm like "u avin a giggle m8?"

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ELI5 the math on that... is that 52^52 or something? my first instinct was 52^4

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52! Means 52 factorial i.e. 52*51*50*49*48...etc

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Say you were picking cards at random to make a deck. Every card is unique, so there are 52 possible choices for the 1st card. 1/2

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51 cards now left to choose for the 2nd card, then 50 cards to choose the 3rd. You multiple each of those chances together, 52 factorial.

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The one that bothers me the most is the parents never picking you up again

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1 - I have a very clear memory of shopping w/my mom as a kid and begging her to carry me because I was tired.

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2 - She said no because she was tired herself and I was too heavy. I don't think she ever carried me again. Alternatively....

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3 - My dad carried me out of a grocery store when I was 14 cuz I had my period & cramps so bad I almost fainted. That was the last time.

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Ditto and it's not something I'm gonna remember. I'm not gonna be able to point out the last time I pick up my son and wraps his arms

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around my neck.

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I told my mom this once and it made her very sad. I wish I could remember the last time she picked me up.

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My parents may not pick me up physically, but as the proud owner of an honours degree, I can assure you they're still carrying me.

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I read this to my mom and she walked over and picked me up. I'm 22, she's 51.

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This is also what some other guy/gal commented the last time this was posted. <.<

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mine too lol (29 and 52 here though)

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Told mom, she picked up each of her 5 kids 30-40 year olds. We picked her up too. She's 67.

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Can you pick each other up at the same time? We may invent a new way of flying.

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If my mother could she probably would (24 and 50) but I'm a foot taller and 30 kilos heavier.

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Went and told my dad that stopped what he was doing and picked me up That point doesnt come until your parents arent strong enough anymore

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Yeah. Wasn't expecting that, it stang.

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Batman especially hard hit

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I know the last time I got picked up. I was 19, drunk; dad had to throw me over his shoulder to get me in the house. I puked down his back.

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I teared up at that one!

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Fuck you. It was death anniversary for me. Bet its January. Fucking hate January

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Boom right in the feels. Wish I could remember the last time.

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What if they carry your coffin

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Fa-la-la-la-la - la-la-la-la!

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Me too, that one fucked my life up.

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Rick Astley's never gonna let you down

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I often sit in my mom's lap and hug her before I leave the house. I'm 25, but I know that holding me like a wee-one is tender for her.

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I awkwardly carried around my 8yr old daughter the other day because I realized this! She had to stand on the couch for me to pick her up :(

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I had to stop for that one. Just stared at the 2 yr old on my lap and the 8 yr old sitting mext to me. Made me feel like 1/2

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Now I'm just picturing Joey reading it.

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Dad had to pick me up on my 21st birthday when my older cousins dropped me off passed out on the front porch at 3am. Probably the last time.

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Last. Week I asked my mom to pick me up again so that was my last timeI guess

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I had to stop for that one. Just stared at the 2 yr old on my lap and the 8 yr old sitting mext to me. Made me feel like 1/2

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2/2 a bad parent for some reason and want my own mom at the same time. Thanks for that. Jerk.

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As someone who never even got to hold their child, i wonder if this is even harder for those with children who lived and are now grown...

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The cat nose one is a picture I took. Where did you get these op?

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I tried giving my 17 yo a piggyback the other day. When I failed, she gave me one instead. And so it goes...

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As a dad, this one got me too. It made me immediately want to go home and carry my 11-month-old daughter around some more.

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As payback for the breathing thing, you have just realized that your tongue doesn't sit comfortably in your mouth.

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Fiend!

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Yes, the same happens to me. It's so sad, actually.

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As someone with zookeeper issues to see your comment was painful on too many levels.

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Right? It was such a bizaare realization!

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BRB going to my mum's house to ask her to carry me. She is a 5', 50kg, 65 year old though, so I may have to drive her to a hospital after

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and the death anniversary. :(

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That's a weird sentiment. My daughters leave my arms to explore the world, since they know I'm always there for them, ready to pick them up.

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My moms a little shrimp but, she makes sure every time she sees me that she bear hugs and tries to pick me up. Strong little lady that one.

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saw that months ago and have made it a point to pick up my very heavy almost 5 year old at least once a day.

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I plan on picking up my adult daughters just to make this idea false.

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I remember when that happened, and feeling very sad about it.

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You actually remember that? How was that scenerio? I wish I remember mine.

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One day everyone went from tossing me into the air and then acting very annoyed and telling me I was too heavy to pick up.

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Sounds sad ):

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The one that bothers me the most is #6. "Amount" is not a plural word and somehow none of the top comments address this error.

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You can keep giving them hugs though. :)

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me too! it made me kind of sad! i want to be held now.

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That's not true for me. My mom still puts me down all the time.

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Not necessarily true. Your parents just have to lift the coffin, then they won't life you again, but that point isn't in your lifetime. Damn

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I wonder if anyone can remember that moment because I dont

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Well I'm a bit of a giant now sooo I can't really blame 'em.

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I just recently lost my mom :( I can remember the last time she held me, it was after a bad break up ha. Idk if it counts lol, I just sat 1)

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In her lap as she held me...:( she had a stroke months before she died & I would let her lay her head in my lap when she was sad. I miss her

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Mines the one about the whole, if you don't have children then you're the first one in your direct line of ancestry.

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I make it a point to pick them up once a month. They're 13, 10, and 3. I won't stop till my body is too old to handle it.

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Yeah, I was giving my 1 year old son his bottle before bed when I read that. My wife and I are not having anymore. Brought be to tears

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That got me in the feels too

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My dad excitedly picked me up when I graduated college. And again when I graduated med school. So I don't think it applies.

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unless its them carrying you in a casket....and that thought made me sadder.

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I'm bothered by being out ranked by a penguin

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It was stated so unequivocally, as if that penguin outranks everyone who reads this. Does that penguin outrank Queen Elizabeth?

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Yes.

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Jeez dude we get it the answer is yes! :P

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10 years ago (deleted Mar 3, 2016 12:12 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

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I've decided that my goal is to get strong as fuck. I don't ever want to stop picking my boy up.

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I think about this EVERY time I pick my kid up, and he's getting HEAVY!

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Me too, I'll never say no when my kid asks me to be picked up for this reason.

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I shared this thought with my kid while back, he brings it up while jumping into my arms. "You better hold me when I'm 30!" He's 8 now.

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I'm in my 30s and my mom will still do a quick bear hug & lift to me on occasion. It's possible if you are lenient with the definition

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I'm sure I'll be okay. I can pick up my 175 lb/79 kg boyfriend.

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It is time.

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Well he is 16, should have happened sooner.

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Probably need to stop breast feeding too.

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Yeah all the other dad's at temple are staying to talk.

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NO WAY! NEVER!!

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You can keep giving them hugs though. :)

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Sometimes my mom hugs me and she lifts me off the ground just a little bit. I'm counting that.

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As a dad, from this day I'll make my best of picking my kids up no matter how old they get! Until the last man in my lifetime dies

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Last man?? Existential comics?

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No, dude. THIS is much better. Please read, sooo worth it: http://existentialcomics.com/comic/1

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My Dad still picks me up. I'm 28 :)

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I can pick my dad up.

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My 12 year old cousin can pick me up. I'm 18 and weigh almost one hundred pounds more than he does.

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I'm 20 and my dad still lifts me up every now and then mid hug. Don't ever stop man.

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I'm 32, dad is 63. Still lifts me up.

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Doesn't mean they put a stop to physical displays of affection, just that it took on new forms like hugs or handshakes or kisses.

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Yes, IdiotMcNoobtard, we all know that. But as a parent, this haunts me. I'll pick my kids up as long as I possibly can.

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It's been a while since I've gotten hugs, handshakes, or kisses from my parents... :(

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*hugs*

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Being held to handshakes sounds like a demotion unless it's a secret handshake

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

You're right, but I didn't mean they were mutually exclusive

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Of course not :) my dad shows his love with a gruff pat and "you've done good kid" my mom with her coffee and advice. I feel very loved

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Calm down there jaden smith

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this is not true. several parts of you body, and cellular components, are not replaced. including telomeres.

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Science... Bitch.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

plus the genes in women's eggs... as another example.

10 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 2

Shhhhhhh stop sciencing

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 3

Actually quantum effects mean the individual constituents of the atoms that compose those parts blink in and out of existence arbitrarily

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

It's a good old fashion quantum mechanics vs molecular bio showdown!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The only cells that are not replaced over time are the brain cells, as far as I know. But true, some parts of the body never gets replaced 1

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Like, about 50% of your heart since heart cells are replaced in a very slow rate. Telomeres are not replaced in specialised cells, however 2

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

stem cells are able to correct missing telomeres practically indefinely. Stem cells exist for the purpose of replacing dying cells.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

BOOM! Roasted, OP!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Science!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Eye fluid too right? I forget what it's called exactly at the moment.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Vitreous

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thanks mate

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

N/p

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ever heard of the last breath of Ceasar? That basically debunks this point. http://www.vendian.org/envelope/dir2/breath.html

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Even then, it takes something like 11-12 years to swap out atoms. So if you're under 11, you've got some atoms you had at birth.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

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10 years ago (deleted Dec 15, 2015 4:24 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

The atoms are swapped out, just not the cells. The cells swap out atoms all the time.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 5

1)Some molecules molecules in cells are not swapped out, like telomeres. You're born with telomeres of a certain length... every time a

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5)the point is, you're born with telomeres of a certain length, and they're never replaced...if the cell could replace them & their atoms...

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3)while the ends of telomeres can be replenished to some degree, they are always shortening, and some effects of old age are due to

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4)telomeres being exhausted and genetic damage occurring from further cell division.

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6)telomeres wouldn't be exhausted in old cells and genetic damage of this kind wouldn't occur.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

2)cell divides, the telomeres on the end of your chromosomes shorten, this prevents your chromosomes from being damaged during division...

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I read this first as referring to conservation of matter. As in all our atoms have previously existed as something else. But I re-read it.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And brain cells?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

2)you don't create new muscle cells.... the cells you have just get bigger.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1) maybe? but I don't think brain cells are that different from muscle cells, for example. Contrary to popular thought,when you lift/workout

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But it said "atoms" not cells or telomeres. Seems like it is still true.

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telomeres are molecules made up of atoms. because of how our cellular biology works, they are never totally replaced.

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What are never totally replaced, the molecules or the atoms?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

telomeres are a nucleotide sequence, which is just a specific type of cellular molecule (made up of atoms). Contrary to what ppl may think

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

3)living organisms have mechanisms to prevent that from happening, because unorganized chemical reactions waste energy & generally do damage

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

2)In a living cell, atoms are not randomly swapping in and out of molecules; that would generally require a chemical reaction & energy

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Molecules are made of atoms.

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4)point is, the post is wrong. It said all atoms in your body have been replaced multiple times... but this is not true for atoms...

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

5)that make up telomeres https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telomere

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I ended up looking it up rather than wait for a reply. Your replies are better than the answers I found, though. Thanks for explaining

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In the post's defense a bit, most cells, (with the exception of a few, very specific types) are themselves replaced.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

glad someone said this; if we could repair or replace telomeres we could live forever

10 years ago | Likes 228 Dislikes 5

so fucking wrong in the sense that we have no substantial evidence of it. is it possible? yeah. but so are many theories of immortality.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That means that we would live long enough to see Doland Tramp become President of Everybody. Mortality suits me just fine.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Telomerization was the given explanation for 'immortality' in Mr. Nobody. It made me happy.

10 years ago | Likes 91 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Thank you for mentioning that movie. It sounds incredible.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

My favorite movie of all time. I did my film final on it.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

It was one thing that helped me get out of my depression.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

essentially its the cap on the end of your DNA strands; the older you get the weaker they get and like the immune system; break down

10 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

Is it somehow connected to apoptosis?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yay biology. And then you get fun cancer mutations

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

exactomundo!

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

1) There are studies that show exercise aids in the repair or maintenance of telomeres, but this effect has limits, I think.

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

The problem is telomere shortening is a good thing overall, so even if we could counteract it we'd just end up with super cancer.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

True.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

my grandpa is super active and works out, he's 90 years old and stronger than me, can do jumping jacks, pushups, pullups, etc.!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sounds like a real Jack LaLanne

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

who?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There are newer studies that show that drinking a beer now and then helps with the telomeres as well :D also coffee, iirc

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1) I don't doubt it. It's been a few years since I was college. Reading the wiki page, it seems most telomere damage is due to oxidation...

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

3) not that they necessarily cause replenishment or addition of new telomere sequences on the ends of the telomeres. maybe?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

2) not the side-effect of replication. So, interestingly, perhaps why exercise/beer/coffee reduces damage, they reduce oxidative damage...

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

right now they are considering cloning RNA early in life for later transplant

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

So you need to start when young? Well, fuck that.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

People were always going to miss the boat; its not about us but the future. we're the old people now

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If you're telomeres could repair themselves forever you'd have cancer. FYI stem cells can also repair their telomeres forever.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It's just one aspect of us that wears down over time. I imagine we'd lose our minds first.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

2) exercise slows aging, but it's not the fountain of youth.

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Solution: Never stop exercising... ever.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This is false. Source: I did aging research for 8 years, including work on human telomerase.

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Actually, it's true and you're wrong. Source: I like to contradict people.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Sounds like a sexy fetish

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Care to elaborate?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Considering the amount of people talking about telomeres lately, I am considering making a post reviewing current aging biology research.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh please do! That would be very interesting

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

this is debatable. It remains a possibility, but we honestly aren't sure yet

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The consensus in the aging field is that telomeres are but one variable in eukaryotic aging and likely far from the most important.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

but to what extent they play a role in conjunction with the others is still unknown, and that's what i was hinting at

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sure. But pretty much everything in cutting edge science can be said to be unknown. The data strongly suggest their unimportance, however

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Telomeres are very important for single cell "aging", at least in the context of genomic stability. For higher eukaryotes, not so much

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You get a green arrow that points up!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

i hate these things cus most of them are just dribble.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

You get a green arrow that points up!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

You get a green arrow that points up!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Science!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

It's not so much about the cells replacing though. Cells have metabolisms too and go through constant change so their atoms staying where

10 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 7

they are is unlikely.

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No, the individual DNA molecules don't exhibit atomic turnover in these senescent cells. There is no known machinery for that to occur.

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Ahem. BOOM!

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You get a green arrow that points up!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Are you sure? I'm pretty sure telomeres are replaced, it's just that the replication fidelity is relatively poor so they degrade like a jpg

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

2)it just adds new nucleotides that are complementary to the old sequence, so still "old" atoms in your cells, so the post is still wrong.

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I am with you that the image's claim about atoms is probably wrong, I just think your claim about telomeres is as well.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, your kinda wrong. Its most likely that those old strands will have been removed or degraded over time when the cells die off.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That's what I said, but again, the chances of *all* "old" telomeres disappearing (with cells that die) is basically zero...

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3)telomeres goes down, but they are still there. The only way they won't be there is if *all* cells that have "old" telomeres, die

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2)because each time they replicate/cell divides, you've got a new young cell. Each time a cell divides, the proportion of "old" to "young"

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4) incredibly unlikely.

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1)Yeah, but when they are copied, the template is the old nucleotide sequence, and the replication process doesn't replace the old atoms

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Carbon has a longer life span than some turtles I believe

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

several of these are bullshit.

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10 years ago (deleted Dec 16, 2015 7:34 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

It appears the border is only by sea, not land. Even then, the wording is stupid, and the map doesn't help it's legitimacy either.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's a 196km land border between Norway and Russia.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Wikipedia has no source for that measurement. It has no source for the other measurement either.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Technically that one is true, but it's very pedestrian. North Korea and the U.S. are separated by "one ocean." It's really not that exciting

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Hahahahahha, no. Russia borders both Norway and North Korea. Can you please tell me how they are not seperated by one country?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

right there with you. (1) no accident to creating life (2) your heart might miss a beat, which technically is a pause (3) you never really

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

actually 'see' yourself because your senses are filters between you and the world, and what you see isn't real.. Matrix-level shit...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(4) meh (5) meh (6) 'infinite' == no beginning, no end. 'infinite' =/= range of 0 to 1 because beginning and end. finite range. etc etc

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Your so desperate for op to be wrong you're making yourself wrong

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Actually, I accidentally bumped into a women once, while erect in the groin area, and impregnated her. Accidentally.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some of these are not true. Just saying.

10 years ago | Likes 275 Dislikes 4

#21

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I don't think it doesn't count as seeing yourself, just because of the route the light took.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Seriously. It's not like light just goes through air uninterrupted. Transmission through air and reflection are essentially the same.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Maybe a bit different. The photon is absorbed and another emitted for one thing. But still, it counts.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's what I'm saying. Absorption and re-emission happens in the air, it's just the net direction is unchanged.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Watched a vid of 2 sets of twins marrying on youtube & an argument broke out abt whether their kids would be sibs or not. No was conclusion.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The internet does not lie!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But my saying that is also on the internet

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

All hail truthsayer

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"You will never actually see yourself" Take a picture of you in the mirror, then click the flip button.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 6

I thought you guys were smarter than this. If you take a picture of mirror, its reversed. so you flip it and its not reversed anymore.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am looking at my hands and body right now.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Two mirrors at a 90 degree angle will return an unflipped reflection of you.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It means you won't ever actually see yourself like you would another person

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

reflection is literally changing the direction of light. The distinction is meaningless from a physical standpoint

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

But you still don't look the same as other people see you...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

yeah you dp.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Ce n'est pas toi.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

you'd be seeing a picture of your reflection, not "you" yourself. It said you're seeing a reflection *or a depiction" of yourself.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

No, you would not be seeing a picture of your reflection, you'd be seeing yourself.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

Okay, so it seems like you can't read. I would NOT be seeing a reflection of myself, since the image was FLIPPED AGAIN. Fucking idiots

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

No, you'd be seeing a PICTURE of your reflection, which had been rotated. It's still just a picture, not your actual physical face.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's no different than the difference between your physical couch, and a picture of your couch.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You seem to be thinking the issue is we never see ourselves the way others see us. That's not it. It's that you never see your actual face.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

by that logic, literally everything you look at is a "picture" of something and not the object itself. This concept is meaningless

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

No. If I'm looking at my couch, I'm looking *at* my couch. If I flip a photo of my couch's reflection, that's a picture, not my couch.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

what are you even defining as "a photo"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

what does this even mean? What are you saying?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

They haven't reached absolute zero, it's a theoretical number. They only know it exists because temperature is laminar.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Which one? I see in the comments no one can pick one that's actually flat out untrue. Maybe the atom one but even that's debatable it seems.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

and the reflection thing is iffy. Double reflections aren't flipped, and there's no difference between that and seeing another person. (2/2)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There are no oil oceans, the atom thing, the brain isn't the most complex (universe), the lowest temperature wasn't at LHC, the heart thing

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The last one is also wrong. The children would have very similiar DNA, but they wouldn't be siblings in any sense of the word.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, if the two sets of twins are identical, then their children would be genetically indistinguishable from siblings (by today's tests)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That depends on how you define "siblings". Sure, they'd have the same DNA, but that doesn't make them siblings in my book.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There are oceans of oil in the solar system! On earth! :)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dammit, it was under my nose the whole time

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

many are not true, and many are very pedestrian thinking.

10 years ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 3

Imgur is not overly bright or educated, as a rule.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 7

Still though, I think Imgur's community is somewhat more educated than, say, Tumblr's community. Wouldn't you agree?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

No.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

No? Ok, how about 9gag then? This one's easy. :)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

*humanity

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

That too.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Yeah, we're only the most intelligent species on the planet.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Like being the toughest bacteria in the petri dish, but hey, you have pride and that's... nice.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yes, brilliant tool users; using those tools to suck the planet dry and render it's climate hostile to our continued existence.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Like the Mars one, Venus is inhabited only by robots as well, they just aren't functional anymore

10 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 3

Then they are no different from a lump of metal. Being functional is what makes it a robot.

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If we all died earth would not be inhabited by humans

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

If they aren't functional, they aren't inhabiting anything.

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inhabit verb 2: to be present in or occupy in any manner or form

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or the seeing yourself one. I can see my arms right now!

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

OP can see his own dick.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Okay, probably not.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Yeah, Norway and North Korea are separated by more than one country

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 6

The country in question, Russia, actually does share a small border with both Norway and North Korea.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

i mean, i can count, and i see 1 so...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm an identical twin and I think it would awesome to marry identical twins and have genetic siblings.

10 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 3

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10 years ago (deleted Sep 7, 2016 11:13 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Yes, but ew.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dad is an identical twin. My cousins and I call ourselves half sisters. Our moms are complete opposites, so it's fun to see which (1/2)

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

traits we got from our dads and which were more likely from our moms.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's happened. There's an issue of National Geographic I read that had a whole section on twins, and featured a photo of the two families.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As long as we're talking probability, one of them is likely to be a douchebag.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It has been shown that even twins are not entirely genetically identical. There are very slight differences

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As an only child... well fuck you too.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

I would like to get to know a set of attractive female twins, genetically speaking.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

For Science!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It should be noted to, that even if identical twins don't do this, their kids would be genetic half-siblings.

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

My cousins and I call ourselves half sisters. Dads are identical twins.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How so? Just wondering.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Genetically, identical twins are the same person. When identical twin sisters (for example) each have kids with a different man, it's (1/2)

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

genetically exactly the same as if one woman had kids with 2 different men. The genes from the moms are drawn from identical pools. (2/2)

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Biology is an amazing thing. Thanks for the explanation!

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#2 nuh uh, I flatlined for 17 seconds in the hospital once! (Maybe I shouldn't brag about this...)

10 years ago | Likes 2179 Dislikes 9

Same here. I was born blue.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My dad had to give me cpr for 7 minutes, dots that count?

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

ive *died* a couple times now...dont remember any of them but apparently all in total my hearts been stopped for about 3 minutes

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Happened to me once too! 3 min gone. Attempted OD in 6th grade. Changed my entire perspective of the afterlife.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Seriously, what changed? Did you see anything or remember something from that period when after you woke up?

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I just remember it being the deepest most peaceful sleep, like I was floating on calm water in pitch black darkness. I'm more scared of >>

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

the way my daughter or husband will feel when I'm gone than actually going now, esp since I experienced losing my mom when I was 19

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Same, when I was about 4. Die five am I right?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me too! 47 secs- 1 yr and 1 day ago!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of the movie Flatliners or something.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is my biggest fear. That your heart will randomly say: Nah m8, im out"

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Twice my senior year of high school. That teacher that said "the only excuse for missing an assignment is dying" was super embarrassed

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I also flatlined. More than once. During the span of an hour. So did my gramma a few decades ago (she has since passed)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

was out for 36 hours, dont know if i ever flatlined, but doctors told me i shouldnt have lived...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep, have technically been dead twice in my life. Once at age 1, once at age 23.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

EYY! Zombie brother, similar thing happened to me but it stopped for longer.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yay I'm not the only one who refers to themselves as a zombie! We should start a zombie club!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep! I was ran over and had to be revived.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was born without a heartbeat. Placental abruption, I was dead for almost a full minute.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My heart natural goes thru resets and start back up. It's great

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I had heart surgery - they stopped my heart for three hours for it (heart bypass machine)

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Five hours, twice... Aortic and Mitral replacement.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

About 30 seconds for me. Genuinely remember seeing "white".

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, same here, but it was about 9 seconds I think. My heart used to stop by itself in my sleep, for a few seconds or more at a time.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Got a pacemaker at 23, and my still heartrate is just above 40. And no, I'm no athlete, heh

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I was born blue, no pulse. I've flatlined twice sense. It's a fun way to introduce yourself to new groups. "Hi, I've died three times"

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I refer to myself as a zombie. Then tell them I'm serious. It gets weird looks. It's awesome. You should try it!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mine has too!! It's super fun waking up with burns on your chest.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Was he saying "Eeeeeexcellent" ?

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Me too! But now I'm the corpse bride :p

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

HA! That's awesome! I call myself a zombie :P

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Couldn't tell you how long, but I was definitely dead back in June. Do we have some sort of club t shirt?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We should be the zombie club.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I died for a bit when I was eleven. Recoverable heart stops are pretty common. Fuck right off, #2

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Did you vacation in Tahiti afterwards?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same here.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did something similar!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was in the ER last week and they intentionally stopped my heart three times trying to get my out of arrhythmia. Scary shit.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I flatlined for about 20 sec following a vagal shock. It started back on its own after that.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

two minutes. Hooray for power lines. and that stupid cats.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i have twice...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mine stopped beating in my sleep once.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah, your heart was just beating too fast Barry.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No heartbeat found for like 2 days after i was born :/

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Two days? ...I have several questions about how that works.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Mine has stopped twice since i was born, both times over the age of 17. Does that make me special, do i get a trophy?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yup, My first husband died three times....

10 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

3 times here too. Born blue, no pulse or breathing 2 minutes. TBI 8 minutes TOD called at 7. Grand Mal seizure and flat line 6 minutes.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

How many times were you the cause?

10 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

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10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It just wouldn't take.... (He died twice on the operating table following an accident, and passed away ten years later).

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Aww :( Im so sorry

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cardiac arrest isn't death.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

3 times here too. Born blue, no pulse or breathing 2 minutes. TBI 8 minutes TOD called at 7. Grand Mal seizure and flat line 6 minutes.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Six! Damn, you have super powers

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, just a lot of shit wrong with me.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago (deleted Dec 17, 2015 3:44 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Actually... The third time did it.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm sorry.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't worry, I have a morbid sense of humor. I can miss him and still find jokes about death funny.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dafuq? You were widowed three times and that was just your first husband?

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

If there's no death certificate issued, the first two deaths were temporary and she wasn't widowed until he died the 3rd time.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

So if death certificate is issued the day after one dies, they are very much alive until then?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It took a week for me to get the certificate... Does that mean he was cremated alive!?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I genuinely hope this one out lives me...

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Well, statistics are not on his side:)

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I have a friend who had technically "died" and been rescucitated several times before he turned 18. He is still alive thanks to heartsurgery

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey, you successfully delayed your death! Brag all you want.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

hell, I'm on my second heart. mine stopped beating after 4 years 3 months. weak ass heart, holding me back. i don't put up with that shit.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Story time! What happened?

10 years ago | Likes 331 Dislikes 2

Operating table for me, I flatlined. Ironically while they were trying to save my life.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

did they succeed?

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Checks pulse* yep! ;)

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He flatlined for 17 seconds in the hospital once, but that's not important.

10 years ago | Likes 382 Dislikes 6

A hospital? What is it?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Its a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

fuck i'm late

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What's important is why he haven't bragged about it

10 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 0

Yes! Why he haven't done this?

10 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Because he flatlined.

10 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

Shirley you cant be serious

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Stop calling me Shirley.

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Damn it Shirley Temple!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Passed out while driving, wrapped my car around a lamppost. Various medical tests to figure out what was going on. During a tilt table (1/3)

10 years ago | Likes 331 Dislikes 1

(2/3) test, I lost consciousness and my heart stopped (but restarted on its own), indicating a condition called vasovagal syncope. Took meds

10 years ago | Likes 319 Dislikes 1

(3/3) for a while, got in shape, passed later tests, and the doctor cleared me to drive again.

10 years ago | Likes 288 Dislikes 1

yay

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Congrats on delaying your death.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Had a TTT few weeks back. Positive diagnosis of postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome. No vasovagal syncope though

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No need for ađ pacemaker?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Delivery!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sure, but a vasovagal even doesn't cause your heart to stop for 17 seconds. Gotta be something else going on.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

CnX (Vagus Nerve) events can cause cardiac block at the S-A node and stop the initiation of the heart beat. In this case, the A-V can become

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I might be misremembering the duration, but AFAIK there was no other condition. Haven't had an episode in years.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Does that mean you pass out when you poo? That happened in scrubs with vasovagal syncope.

10 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

I have... When I was a teenager, I was horrifically anemic... My best friend asked me abt that recently,apparently mostly old ppl have it

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Imagine having to have a dump wingman, an option b assistant, a plop bauble observer, a turd angel, a brown nugget guard FOR EVER.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Happened to me once. When my SO asked what happened I said "shat myself unconcious" and walked off.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's the first thing I thought of!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That happened to my mom in her office bathroom. Passed right out and off the toilet in a stall.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Asking the real questions

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Me too!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yo shout out to the death cheaters club

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2.5 minutes! Toxic shock from a burst appendix! Woo! what a trip!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I did the same thing, but I did It twice. I coded twice while in the recovery room after giving birth to my daughter & my gallbladder.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You coded during gallbladder surgery!? Do you have other existing conditions, if you don't mind me asking?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No, I don't mind. I was 8 months pregnant & had been in the hospital for 3 days w/GB issues. They were going to send me home the next day...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

W/meds & if it didn't work they were going to do an amino & if her lungs were health then they would do a c-section & remove my GB. My...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Water broke that night, emergency c-section. I'm recovery I was offered morophine & stopped breathing after 4 mg. Complete heart & lung...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oil oceans sounds like theres a planet in need of freedom

10 years ago | Likes 1794 Dislikes 18

Technically space is in maritime law so the us cannot really freedomize that planet sadly

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Maybe Sonic can help.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And democracy, don't forget democracy.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Yep. Fox News is certain they have WMDs.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Extraordinary!+1

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love you.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This comment sucks. You suck. I despise you.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's also a zone in Sonic 2

10 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

Funniest shit i've heard all day.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ty

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I looked that one up not true, they hypothesized Venus might

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think I just heard the Eagle's cry

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

And democracy, don't forget democracy.

10 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 2

And fitting government

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

IIRC one major reason why we haven't invaded all other planets in the solar system is cus we've all agreed no one can own anything in space.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was going to make this exact comment. +1

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

So was every AMERICAN Citizen who is breathing still

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I saw a golden chance and snatched it

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

a black-golden chance.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oil as we know it is compressed organic matter, therefore, as far as we know, there can't be a planet like this. This post is inaccurate

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Oil as in hydrocarbons. Which is fuel.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I'M FUKIN DYING MATE

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sorry i killed you

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Titan.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

America, your next mission.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Anybody up for a nice cup of Liber-tea?

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Thus was good. I came back to upvote.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Speaking of that picture wtf would an ice volcano be? That sounds so metal.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not metal. Ice is a crystal made of nonmetallic atoms.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ill take the diamond mountain ranges if for nothing else than to see it. must look cool.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Isn't oil, petroleum, decomposed plant and animal matter? Maybe there are oceans of methane out there, but not oil

10 years ago | Likes 296 Dislikes 3

That's assuming there was never anything living on it

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

I was gonna say, oil indicates there must have been life at one point. Pretty sure there are lakes of methane on Titan

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This was my first thought...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

neptune does

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Saturn's moon Titan is now known to have hydrocarbon oceans, lakes, and rivers.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Actually what you need is hydrocarbon. Decomposed organics is just one type of 'source rock'. And methane is a hydrocarbon. A simple one.

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I've heard discussion about animals in those methane oceans that chemically speaking deal with methane like water for us, I only hope.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That'd be some cool shit. Is it at all plausible, though?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's hard to say. Methane is CH4, which could lend itself well to an alternate form of respiration. Toxicity wise I'm not 100% sure though

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

wondered the exact same thing

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hydrocarbon chains are hydrocarbon chains, no matter where the energy that built them came from.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's entirely possible to make something petroleum-like out of e.g. methane, I just don't know if it could happen large-scale in nature.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gas_to_liquids seems to cover it reasonably well.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought the same thing.. Time to do some googling.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How could you possibly know that?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

I can see myself, it's not like my body parts are invisible when I look at them

10 years ago | Likes 91 Dislikes 8

But you cannot directly see your face, or anything on the rear side of your head or torso.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

What if I jump in a black hole?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

...okay, then you could (briefly) see the back of your own head/torso. And then you would die.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Radical!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I can with a VR headset!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah and all i have to do is switch to 3rd person

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you! I get that it probably just meant your face but I was still thinking, "but, these are my hands aren't they?"

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

But he said you can see your nose as well...

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Plot twist: they're MY hands!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well let me tell you, you're very talented then.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Look at your own face.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

no one really sees anyone. just bouncy light triggering nerves. same as bouncy lights from a TV or a reflection of a reflection of you.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 7

That is actually how seeing is defined, so your statement is nonsense.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

This as well.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We have a term for "bouncy light triggering nerves" ... it's called "seeing"

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

This.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

i mean to say that seeing a reflection or a representation is the same as "actually" seeing someone.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hate to point it out, but that *is* seeing.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's what "seeing" is, isn't it?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0