martianandy

5442 pts ยท June 25, 2014


If you screenshot this and get it to the front page I won't do shit. But hey, maybe we'll both get some free fake internet points out of it.

I prefer arse over tit.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So many Jynx ones have the potential to be horrifying. Kabuto/Jynx is another.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Should I know who this is?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

They make her up like medusa.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I assumed it was just some sort of company joke. Everyday a new Shane thing to give the employees a giggle.

9 years ago | Likes 112 Dislikes 0

Where's TIm?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I imagine he was dressed for the majority of the wedding and just wore this for this photo.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Or watch something that's not incredibly self-satisfied and up its own ass.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

Eugh I hate lavender, I'd rather it stink of shit.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

grizzly-ass bush or grizzly ass-bush?

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I'm not sure what the internet's done to me that i was expecting a blind man to just come running into the middle of the dogs.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Snowball effect. If a few of their followers retweet, then a few of each of theirs and so on. Adds up quite quickly.

9 years ago | Likes 150 Dislikes 0

Less neat when someone gets a shard of ice in their eye.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Nose job at least. Maybe some lip work

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You can call your boss a fucknut and then go back to before it happened, that would be satisfying.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Even if you know they'll say yes, its eugh. You're making a spectacle out of a private moment.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

And never propose in front of other people. It puts pressure on and it's just super tacky.

9 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 3

Or if you're me, press a 2p into a babybel.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What if I;m trying to trade it for store credit?

9 years ago | Likes 407 Dislikes 2

Don't forget pointing out blatantly obvious parts of TV shows and film like they're so insightful for understanding the basic point of it.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Which is why he's a good storyteller and worldmaker, but a terrible fucking writer.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

There are dozens of us! Dozens!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Heavier balls?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just hate Neil Patrick Harris.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 33

Urban myth. Efron's voice was used in the intros of a few songs, but the actual singing was all Seeley. The 'blended' thing isn't true.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Part of me feels like the number of medals Phelps has shows there's maybe too many medals available in swimming compared to other sports.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Stating the obvious seems to be a tumblr speciality.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

He looks like he'd be used to a wiener coming at his face.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

'Duck Pipe' should be 'Most beautiful sound known to man'

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0