FireSolvesProblems

176551 pts ยท January 25, 2019


I had to stop being friends with someone because he used this kind of logic to defend voting for Trump. He was already starting to say Hillary Clinton had a secret kill squad to get rid of enemies and was going to use them to steal the election.

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#5 Lime mayo?

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Chaotic Goodboy

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#1 Fuck protein bars, croissant all the way!

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I did my homework on the bus since the ride was so long.

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See that's why I think it's not his Kermit puppet. He absolutely has one on his desk or shelf at home but doesn't want anything happening to it so this one is from the props department.

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Editing error, in my favor.

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#3 I'd trust him with getting the One Ring to Mount Doom.

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Only Emanuel is.

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I'm sure it's going to be real easy getting them back on the ship.

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I'll take two.

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#15 Hey, hey, it's me.
Prove it.
You're a dick.
..... Okay.

4 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I'm sorry but which group started wearing diapers over their pants and defended it?

4 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

My dad recently advised my 20 year old cousin the best way for them to get a job was to show up like you work in an office with multiple copies of your resume, insist on talking to the hiring manager, make them take the resume, call back later in the day and at the same time every following day. They will be so impressed at your tenacity you will get the job over everyone else and if you're lucky they will discuss how much you will get paid.

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Jesus fuck these people are evil.

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Don't people stop believing in leagues by sophomore year of college at the latest?

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He noticed by the third day.

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Any good?

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Clearly Starscream sabotaged your stream to make Megatron look weak.

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Once was enough.

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I'll say it Clerks 2 is better than the first one.

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If you listen very carefully you can hear the furious scribblings of Aka Akasaka taking notes.

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Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville welcome to Jackass, this is the Poopsicle!

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I don't know much about Kurt but I bet he's a straight up freak.

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I got a thing of Buffalo chicken tenders at the store last Friday starting 3am Saturday to late Wednesday it was diarrhea and horrible gas. I guess I know why.

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Who was it? There's a few I want to ask about but I don't want to give the universe any ideas.

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My girl is deaf so she screams. It's cute in an annoyingly exhausting way.

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