stump24

764 pts ยท September 10, 2013


Veteran, from Florida, stuck in Maryland. I like things. The end.

I came...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Exact same thing happened to me last spring. My daughter named him Timmy and he eats stuff out of the garden now.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahaha

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Rosewood massacre

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Soothing

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

NFL can't keep Tebow around, he doesn't beat women or shoot people

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

plebes. Too ad this game isn't played by real soldiers and sailors in stead of a bunch of college kids in uniform. the outcome would be diff

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Every. Damn. Time.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Massive balls of steek

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

If you wait until the last minute, it only takes a minute.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bad Ass

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

still hilarious

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Grand Slamwich

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I also have cat decorations

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Daaaaaaayyyuummm

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Braces are sooooo hot

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

RIGHT!?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do me next!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As an Army vet, yep

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Blah blah blah tags

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Annapolis

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Chief land

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Always upvote Dave, always downvote Kanye. I'm so confused

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

niiice

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is why I'm divorced

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A baby seal walks into a club...

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Highest level of pisstivity

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm jelly

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

She wants you to act ridiculous. Don't give her the satisfaction she needs to justify her actions. keep doing what you are doing. Son first.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0